Jack is an award winning creative and artist based in Queens, NY. He has worked in the pharmaceutical advertising and medical education space as well as created art pieces and installations.

“Made up quote” - Someone Impressive

Life is a toilet, grab your swim trunks and jump in!

Some people call me a mushroom because I’m a fungi. Some people me Maurice.

Nobody blames beavers for deforestation.

Why has no flat-Earther shown a picture of the edge? That seems like definitive proof.

I’m not scared of spiders. I’m scared of small things that bite, move erratically, have flailing limbs, can jump, and could possibly have sinister intentions. I’m scared of children… and spiders.

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